So Many Options

If I didn't have a slight phobia of nudity I would seriously consider joining a nudist colony.  Okay maybe not that seriously.  Where is this coming from? well every stinking time I eat anything I end up wearing it.  I was eating dinner tonight and I was standing up talking to my mom and guess where my dinner ended up.  On my leg!!  This happens so frequently in my life that instead of changing I simply walked into the laundry room and sprayed my leg with shout.  But think how much easier and cheaper it would be to be naked and just wash it off.  I suppose the other viable option would be to learn to eat like an adult and NOT a toddler.